Teaching Americans How to Behave Abroad

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  1. jimnagrom

    jimnagrom New Member

  2. Delta

    Delta Active Member

    On the subject of teaching.

    Perhaps there should be a course to teach illegal immigrants how to behave in the USA!

    "Dear President :


    I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.


    I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
    quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do
    here.


    So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on
    my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:


    1. Free medical care for my entire family.
    2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need,
    whether I use them or not.
    3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
    4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
    5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
    6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag
    pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
    7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
    8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access
    to government services.
    9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to
    learn local traffic laws.
    10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
    Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak
    English.
    11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my
    car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
    complaints or negative comments from the locals.
    12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and
    don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
    13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and
    never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on
    the economy.


    I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for
    all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox
    won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.


    However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting
    with your V.P.


    Thank you so much for your kind help."
    "
     
  3. lspahn

    lspahn New Member

    Behaving Abroad means:


    -Bring Checkbook. We only really want your money
    -Dont expect any gratitude or special consideration for the money you give us.
    - Please be prepared to rescue us in the case of disaster or invasion.
    - We expect you to learn our language and bend over backwards for our culture in our county, and in yours too.
    -If you have any problems, dont look to us. We are too busy spending your money.


    People everywhere want our money and not us. We should top giving it to them on all fronts. What non-sense.

    IMHO of course.....
     
  4. BlueMason

    BlueMason Audaces fortuna juvat

    I think this topic should be moved to the more appropriate off-topic discussion forum.
     
  5. Dave C.

    Dave C. New Member

    Re: On the subject of teaching.

    QED. A classis example of why that article was written.
     
  6. Felipe C. Abala

    Felipe C. Abala New Member

    This approach, I believe, should apply to all and not only to Americans. If a traveling businessman/tourist or student is aware of the culture/sensitivites of the country of destination, there is a good chance she/he would respect that.

    I made personal friends and managed to stay for 14 years in the UAE without any problem (culturally or whatsover) because I familiarized (through a book) their culture, both Islamic and Arabic, before boarding the plane headed towards Abu Dhabi in 1992.
     
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  7. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    Re: Re: Teaching Americans How to Behave Abroad

    Similarly, I had a lot more fun in Dominica because I went there to be part of that society, rather than to bring mine with me. There aren't many expats there, but many of them, especially the ones in the offshore banking industry, try to live and socialize among one another and maintain a barely concealed contempt for the society around them.

    -=Steve=-
     
  8. jimnagrom

    jimnagrom New Member

    Re: Re: Teaching Americans How to Behave Abroad

    While US citizens are certainly not alone in this (the FSU comes to mind in particular), US citizens - rightly or wrongly - are famous for being "ugly Americans" in other countries/cultures. It costs nothing to try to conform with the local customs/culture when traveling.
     
  9. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

    Re: Re: Re: Teaching Americans How to Behave Abroad


    Yes,

    I agree with you and Steve. I have travelled extensively through London, France, Italy and Spain, and various parts of Latin America. I was treated very well because I bothered to learn something of the different cultures, thus showing respect.


    Abner :)
     

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