Well, y'all, it's been a year now ...

... and here's to another 3300 posts in the coming year!

 

Is that a threat....?

Congratulations! I think you could be one of the most prolific posters. Keep it up.

 

Well, I'm impressed . . . Are you, by any chance, gay?

If not, would you like to be?

 

HA!

 

No, but interestingly enough, now that I am age 44, I can say positively that I've been sexually propositioned by 15 prostitutes, 10 gay men, 1 ex-wife, 1 ex-girlfriend, and 3 females whom I considered friends rather than girlfriends. So, 50% of the propositions (the 15 prostitutes) I had to turn down on the grounds that they weren't the type to love me and respect me in the morning. Of the 50% of the propositions that were non-commercial in nature, 67% of those (33% of the total), I had to turn down on the grounds that I don't swing that way.

 

Its that big brain of yours Tedmeister!



Abner

 

Well, I always thought the reason why so many guys have wanted me was because of my posterior endowments, if you know what I mean.

 

Guys, have someone stand on picket duty! We wouldn't want the porno police from the troll forums to see our sacred circle type rituals, here, now would we?

 

Ted, you're cracking me up

 

Reporting for duty, sir!

 

You bust me up Tedmeister!!!!



Abner

 

You beat me by a long shot Ted! Congrats.

 

This reminds me of a question when I go to donate blood. They always ask, "have you had sex with someone for money?"

The blood bank people were not amused when I replied "No, but does for dinner and a movie count?" I still think it was funny.

 

That is a riot! I am stealing that next time I donate blood.

 

Side story

A side story:

When I was 15 years old my Dad who was from the old county, offerfed to take me to Las Vegas to have sex with a prostitute.

As naive, embarrased and scared as I was I said no.

Last year I asked him if the offer still stood, he said no.

 

Re: Side story

Abner

 

It's always so funny when some guy up at karaoke notices the size of that wagon I'm draggin' and he's obviously thinking more cushion for the pushin' and he accuses me of being gay and then he shuts up when I tell him he'll never get a piece of the Tedmeister's over-sized arse.