Leftover turkey storage

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Guest, Nov 27, 2005.

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  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

  2. Clay

    Clay New Member

    Thanks

    FWD,
    I just need to store it long enough so it will look like an anonymous kind gesture. :)

    Clay
     
  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    you're welcome

    Good luck!
     
  4. blahetka

    blahetka New Member

    What about turkey cryogenics? Would that increase the storage time? Could the turkey be cured?
     
  5. Clay

    Clay New Member

    Already Tried

    blahetka,
    The heathens already cooked him. And his head is gone. I tried CPR, but it sounded like I was attempting to play a saxophone, only worse. Blew oyster stuffing all over the table. Ingratiated myself for life. Reckon I'll return to TV dinners since the highbrow won't be sending invitations in the future. My dad was the only one to laugh. He's highbrow, but makes allowances for his eldest.

    You should see me at the yacht club. They give me plenty of latitude. Figure I'm nuts and will cause some disaster to their unblemished (hah!) reputations. Took pictures of the hoity-toity jumping a salmon. Looked like a pack of starving dogs. Then occasionally left a photo in a very conspicuous place.

    Probably just flipped myself. One of them may have a brain and read DI. I left my hoity in the toity to the chagrin of family and friends. My dad is the only one that doesn't care. He brilliant, but has a genetic flaw he passed to me. It's called the DNGAS gene.

    Back to the subject. A turkey can live quite a while without a head. Just pour feed down it's throat, like me. I suspect the cooking and stuffing did him in. Unless you can cryo-uncookify him, he'll be in repose in my freezer.

    Appreciate Your Concern,
    Clay & Kenny G Jr.

    P.S. That's a unique handle. My tongue is still cramped.
     

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