Reading all your gloom and doom, I've decided to jump off my balcony and see if I can pith on a Yankee, before I hit. My luck, I'd tag a fat beach and end up having a cranial rectectomy. You know what I mean.
Nah! Multi-Laser: I'd prefer your Pronounced Melancholia. The whole world sucks, all the aliens in Area 51 are gonna revolt and take electricity with them. You are going to have to write on a typewriter, and we will await your "inside" information. Hope you have some change. You have established yourself as our "Current Affairs" reporter. Thank you for your insight and permission to pith on your fire. As a matter of fact I have to.......
Prozac Clay, A little Prozac can cheer you up. I can't help you on your Area 51 problem because I didn't start that thread.
Whichever One You Are Obviously, you are familiar with Prozac. I don't need it because I can find humor in anything, even you.
