Experts indicate we will all

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  1. uncle janko

    uncle janko member

    break wind.
     
  2. Mr. Engineer

    Mr. Engineer member

    Some more than others. :eek:

    What is particularly nasty is when one of the techs lets loose in the particle shower while walking to the cleanroom. You have to deal with that for 20-30 seconds under pressure!
     
  3. Bill Huffman

    Bill Huffman Well-Known Member

    Who are the experts on breaking wind, what makes them an expert, and are classes available via DL?
     
  4. Jack Tracey

    Jack Tracey New Member

    C'mon Uncle! You know that you can't make controversial statements like that without some sort of citation.
    Jack
    (mutter, mutter, what's this place coming to, grumble grumble)
     
  5. gkillion

    gkillion New Member


    The greater the distance, the better.
     
  6. Jack Tracey

    Jack Tracey New Member

    :D
    :D
    :D
    This gets my "post of the week" award.
    :D
    Jack
     
  7. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Really? And I thought I was the only person in the whole wide world who was both full of shit and full of hot air.
     
  8. John Bear

    John Bear Senior Member

    At last I realize what windbreakers are for.
     
  9. B.N.

    B.N. Member

    According to http://www.heptune.com/farts.html : "On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts."

    Finally ... something at which I'm better than average..... ;)
     
  10. Jake_A

    Jake_A New Member

    Your attention is directed to the cover page of Uncle Janko's award-winning dissertation (in Advanced High-Energy Physics and Fluid Mechanics):


    "The deterministic effects of coloidal temperature, distance projection and biogenic nostral sensing mechanisms on over-pressurized, compartmentalized and localized lethal gaseous emissions from rear compartments of discombobulated diploma mill apolosists in a tempestuous and crab-infested DL forum."

    By

    Uncle Janko

    A DISSERTATION

    Submitted to
    Mill-Busting State University

    in partial fulfillment of the requirements
    for the degree of

    DOCTOR OF PHILOSOPHY

    Department of Physics and Advanced Fluid Mechanics
    2005

    ========

    To mill-shills, unwonderful school pologists, and con-artists:

    Bet your high-achieving doctoral student-victims-co-conspirators cannot match this!

    :D

    Thanks.
     
  11. miguelstefan

    miguelstefan New Member

    Oh, Tio Janko, su elocuencia me deja sin palabras. Cada dia me convence mas de su brillantes.

    My hat goes off to you dear Sir Tio Janko.:D
     
  12. John Bear

    John Bear Senior Member

    Years ago, someone looking for marketing advice sent me his farting Ted Kennedy doll. Looking for that on the Internet just now, I found (instead) the farting George Bush doll, complete with Quicktime sound bites.

    http://www.prankplace.com/fbush.htm

    Hey, I bet you can't buy a farting Wen Jiabao doll in China. That's what makes America great.
     
  13. bullet

    bullet New Member

    che..........

    Che...........Tio Janko acaba de poner en perspectiva, el porque, de todo!

    P.S. The anus is one of the, if not the most incredible muscle of the human body:

    It can discriminate between:

    (a) Liquid
    (b) Solid
    (c) Gas

    So, let's be respectful of its abilities.
     
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  14. Mr. Engineer

    Mr. Engineer member

    wow -- I found the source of some great x-mas presents. I am going to buy the GW fart doll for my brother the bush loving civil servant. (I am also going to buy a few of the magnetic bumper stickers - the rainbow one for a co-worker who drives a Miata -- what real man drives a Miata??)
     
  15. DTechBA

    DTechBA New Member

    No kidding...

    No kidding, the Miata is the ultimate chick car. The new one has been buffed up a bit but the damage is done.....
     
  16. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

    Re: che..........


    Bullet:


    I didn't now you were such an expert in PEDO ology!


    He, he, he!


    Abner :)
     
  17. bullet

    bullet New Member

    Nacido para triunfar!

    Abner,

    Experts are made, not born..........:D
     
  18. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    Keepin' it real

    Real men who want to wave at you as they pass by the gas station where you're filling out the mortgage application required to top off your studly SUV? :)

    -=Steve=-
     
  19. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

    Re: Nacido para triunfar!



    Ha! You bust me up Bullet!



    Abner :) :)
     
  20. uncle janko

    uncle janko member

    anals of higher learning pigeonholed

    Mi querido Bullet:

    So it would qualify for a degree in physics from SRU or Knightsbridge?

    J.
     

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