Exploding Whale

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Abner, Aug 30, 2005.

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  1. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

  2. JamesK

    JamesK New Member

    I knew drift-net fishing was dangerous for wales and dolphins, but I didn't realise they were under threat from dynamite fishing too!
     
  3. Ultimale

    Ultimale New Member

    I thought this was a thread on Kristy Alley

    Boy was I surprised.
     
  4. uncle janko

    uncle janko member

    I imagine the whale was, too.
     
  5. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    Anyone read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

    "I wonder if it will be friends with me?"
     
  6. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Well that's what having an unaccredited degree will do!
     
  7. uncle janko

    uncle janko member

  8. mcdirector

    mcdirector New Member

    Too Gross!

    I loved the quote about it being a stinking mess! I'll bet!
     
  9. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member


    I'm glad I was anywhere near that explosion!!


    Abner :)
     
  10. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member


    Oops! Meant to say "I'm glad I was not anywhere near that explosion!!!! Nasty!


    Abner :)
     
  11. mcdirector

    mcdirector New Member

    Oh, Abner! I'm so relieved that you were NOT anywhere near it. *shudder*

    :p
     
  12. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member


    You and me both!!


    Abner
     
  13. gkillion

    gkillion New Member

    I'm starting a new rock group. Hootie and the Exploding Whales.
     
  14. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

    there ya go! He, he, he!


    On another note, I don't think I am going whale watching anytime soon!


    See ya,

    Abner :)
     
  15. mcdirector

    mcdirector New Member

    you could hand out panchos and wet wipes with the tickets.
     
  16. DaveHayden

    DaveHayden New Member

  17. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member


    Wow!


    Abner :)
     
  18. Bruce

    Bruce Moderator

    This also happens with humans, expanding gasses break the body open.

    Because of the obvious weight difference between a whale and a human, I wouldn't call the human result an "explosion", more like an eruption.

    The worst case I've seen was someone who was dead inside his apartment for about a month, in the dead of winter. The heat was set at 80 degrees, and all the windows were closed.

    I was sent on a "well-being check", and my first clue that things were not well was the hundreds, if not thousands, of flies that covered every window of the apartment.

    Use your imagination to fill-in the rest. :eek:
     
  19. mcdirector

    mcdirector New Member

    ewwwww! Teaching's looking better all the time ;)
     
  20. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

    Ok young lady! Perhaps you could teach mortuary Science!



    Take care,


    Abner )
     

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