Pat Robertson's Age Defying Shake

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  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Pat Robertson has been giving away his recipe for years. Now, he is selling his product.

    See here.
     
  2. Jack Tracey

    Jack Tracey New Member

    Of course, he won't give you the ingredients unless you "register." Gee, I wonder what he'll do with my registration information?
    :rolleyes:
    Jack
    (It's probably got something radical in it like . . . vitamins.)
     
  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    No, it has soy protein isolate, whey protein isolate, natural apple cider vinegar, flaxseed oil, safflower oil, soy lecithin, MSM powder, glutamine powder, Creatine, and water, juices, yogurt, and strawberries.

    Sounds delicious, NOT!
     
  4. Rich Douglas

    Rich Douglas Well-Known Member

    Just in case his s uggested capping of another human wasn't bad enough, we have him pimping his powder on his TV program--paid for by donations. So he uses a not-for-profit enterprise to line his very much for-profit pockets.

    What a creep.

    Link to Washington Post story (subscription required, I believe):Click Here
     
  5. Michael Lloyd

    Michael Lloyd New Member

    At one time, didn't he also have an Age Defying Pancake, or some sort of other miracle pancake recipe?
     
  6. uncle janko

    uncle janko member

    His make-up artist still does.
     
  7. Mr. Engineer

    Mr. Engineer member

    Jimmy

    Be honest - don't you think that these TV Evangelists who make millions preaching the word of god give real men and women of the cloth a bad name?

    I read on the link that Robertson thinks he can leg press 2000 lbs - NOT! And I thought lying was against one of the ten commandments.

    :eek:
     
  8. Guest

    Guest Guest

    "Be honest..." Why wouldn't I be?

    In answer to your question, of course! :rolleyes:
     
  9. Guest

    Guest Guest

    • :D :D :D :D :D
     
  10. Mr. Engineer

    Mr. Engineer member

    Too bad Robertson doesn't have a stupid defying shake - he really needs that one. Perhaps he could share it with Jerry Falwell, Oral Roberts, and Jimmy Swaggart. (Jim "I didn't have sex with that women either" Bakker could be helped by such a concoction as well)

    Hey -- I thought God was supposed to call Oral home - still waiting.. :D
     
  11. Jack Tracey

    Jack Tracey New Member

    What!?! No Vitamins?!?
    Then forget it, I'm not buying any!
    :rolleyes:
    Jack
     
  12. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Actually Bakker admitted to having sex and in his book I WAS WRONG, gives a full account of his actions and takes personal responsibility for those actions. It's an excellent read.

    Swaggart, on the other hand, continues to refuse taking responsibility blaming Satan!
     
  13. DesElms

    DesElms New Member

    Nothing. The web site's been programmed so that as long as the registrant/visitor is you or me or Jimmy or John Q. Public, then said visitor is taken to the web page that Jimmy describes.

    But if anyone named Hugo Chavez registers, and specifies COUNTRY = VENEZUELA, then the visitor is taken to a page that looks the same, and includes all the same ingredients...

    ...plus a few of these.

    It's called "Pat Robertson's Life Defying Shake."

    Not one, but two familiar slogans are appropriate here:
    1. Technology makes almost anything possible; and,
    2. Better living through chemistry.[/list=1]:cool:
     
  14. John Bear

    John Bear Senior Member

    As best I can figure out from Google, that 2000-pound leg press would be a world record for his age group by a considerable margin. Can we see him do this in public, or is it like the Maharishi flying and Mantak Chia walking through walls -- only the faithful get to see?

    --John Bear (who thought
    Osama bin Laden was the
    age-defying sheikh)
     
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  15. Rich Douglas

    Rich Douglas Well-Known Member

    On the diet drink, Robertson is referred to as "Dr. Pat Robertson," with no reference to the fact that his title comes from an academic degree, the J.D., and that his profession generally disavows the use of that title professionally. Using a non-medical title of "doctor" on a diet drink is incredibly misleading.

    This is a very bad man.
     
  16. John Bear

    John Bear Senior Member

    People have been convicted of fraud for doing just that, such as the case of an audiologist in NY with a genuine Ph.D. who advertised his hearing aid services as by Dr. So-and-so and the courts held that this use of "Doctor" in a health-related field was fraudulent.
     
  17. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    I think I remember something like that from your book. Was that a PhD? Or were the powers that be worried that people might mistake an AuD for an MD?
     

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