Where was Bruce? A bunch of American engineers, yee-haw'in through the universe and throwin' beercans out the airlock ended up crashing their spaceship into a comet last night. http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/deepimpact/multimedia/confirmation.html The whole cosmic drunk-driving story is here: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/deepimpact/main/index.html
I wonder what kind of ticket you get for driving a spaceship while intoxicated? Those engineers are rowdy bunch aren't they? Abner
Ha! Good one Uncle Janko! I think it is a fifth of Yukon Jack! Abner P.S. We are going to have assign Bruce to the Space Patrol!
No kidding! You got that right JLV! See ya, Abner P.S. I talked my dad into making some Paella Valenciana!
The mission has also "ruined the natural balance of forces in the universe", according to one Russian astrologer. She is suing for $300 million for personal suffering and deforming her horoscope.
Re: No kidding! I am sure you didn´t need to go very far to lure him into it. Hope you had a nice day