Another thing you can do with a D.Litt.

Here is suggested use for a D.Litt.

http://www.comics.com/creators/bc/

Use today's date (6/17)

 

Well, if a Doctor of Letters reads letters to the sick, what do other kinds of doctors do?

Doctor of Arts?
Doctor of Business Administration?
Doctor of Divinity?
Doctor of Education?
Doctor of Jurisprudence?
Doctor of Ministry?
Doctor of Musical Arts?
Doctor of Philosophy?
Doctor of Theology?

 

I once proposed a contest, regarding the commonly-awarded Doctor of Humane Letters, to determine which letters were the most humane. I kind of liked E and W. My wife leaned toward Y and U.

 

I would hardly call the esteemed leader 'W' very humane.

 

And how is it possible for a letter to be inhumane?

 

The letters X and Z always seemed mean to me when I was child.

 

How about the letter that reads:

"Dear John:

"I've fallen in love with your buddy, Jim and am pregnant with his child. Your things are with your mother. Have a nice life when you get back from the front.

"Love,

"Jane."

 

Beef tacos=ground up cow

Pork tacos=ground up pig

Vegetarian tacos=?