Viagra Causes Blindness

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Ted Heiks, May 29, 2005.

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  1. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

  2. JamesK

    JamesK New Member

    Does it also cause hairy palms?
     
  3. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

    He he he!


    :) :)

    he he he !

    Abner
     
  4. Mr. Engineer

    Mr. Engineer member

    I don't know - you should ask Jimmy.

    :D
     
  5. tcnixon

    tcnixon Active Member

    I'd reply, but I can't see the keys.

    :cool:






    Tom Nixon
     
  6. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Don't know. I quit taking the stuff about a month into my marriage after it didn't work at all 22 out of 24 times and, even on the two occasions it did work, the wife was asleep for the last four hours by the time I got enough wood to work with.

    Theo the Educated Derelict
     
  7. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

    You guys are busting me up!

    You guys are busting me up!


    Abner :)
     
  8. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Re: You guys are busting me up!

    And what the "upside down 7734" makes you think I was joking about that?
     
  9. Bruce

    Bruce Moderator

    Can I keep taking it just until I need glasses? :D
     
  10. John Bear

    John Bear Senior Member

    Remembered from 10th grade: Attractive woman falls out of choir loft at church. Skirts caught on chandelier, suspending fall. Hanging there above congregation. Preacher shouts, "Anyone who looks will be struck blind." Man in pew says, "I think I'll risk one eye."
     
  11. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

    He he he!

    He, he he!!


    Abner :)
     
  12. DesElms

    DesElms New Member

    Damn! You beat me to it (no pun intended).

    ;)
     
  13. Revkag

    Revkag New Member

    What's it mean when your knuckles itch?????:cool:
     
  14. uncle janko

    uncle janko member

    cockamamie

    Walking ape-style through poison ivy???
    If so, best to take the Viagra after getting out.
    Reason obvious.



    Actually, the word cockamamie is a corruption of decalcomania.
    But then, who really cares?
     
  15. nosborne48

    nosborne48 Well-Known Member

    Serious prediction:

    These drugs, Viagra and such, SHOULD lead to a reduced incidence of infidelity.

    Personal theory (not based on experience): Variety in partners helps the more-or-less impotent male "perform". But the emotional and financial (?) cost of adultery, plus the fact that he probably LOVES his wife at some level, will discourage some husbands from cheating since, thanks to Pfizer, he can perform reliably without the stimulation of a new partner.

    Just a thought.
     
  16. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Serious prediction: One of these days Ted Heiks will be a virgin father.

    Personal theory (based only partially on experience): I'm not the least bit concerned about having found out on my wedding night that Viagra doesn't work (the now ex-wife was pissed, I was relieved). If I ever decide I want to be a dad, I can go down to Graves, Kohli & Christie and ask them to find me a group of siblings that want to be adopted together as a family. If I ever again need to orgasm a woman, there are things that can be done that don't require Viagra.
     
  17. Abner

    Abner Well-Known Member

    Good for you!

    I think it is great that you would even vaguely consider adoption. So many people do not consider this viable option. These children are already here, why not consider adoption?

    Take care Ted,

    Abner :)
     
  18. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Re: Good for you!

    The only reason I have not done so already is solvency issues, but these can be resolved. And yes, it is perfectly legal to adopt as a single dad.

    A father to the fatherless and a judge for the widows is the Lord in His holy habitation. - Psalm 68:5

    Lo, children are an heritage of the Lord; and the fruit of the womb is his reward. As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are the children of the youth. Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate. - Psalm 127:3-5
     
  19. nosborne48

    nosborne48 Well-Known Member

    TH:

    Yours is a most interesting story. I regret exceedingly that this is a public, on line forum. I would've liked to buy you a cup of coffee or a glass of whiskey (you choice) and hear the whole tale.
     
  20. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Hey, if you're ever in Oak Harbor, OH, or if I'm ever in Las Cruces, NM, perhaps you could take me out to the saloons on karaoke night and underwrite the cost of one night of my chain-drinking Diet Pepsi. Eh?
     

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