SCIgen - An Automatic CS Paper Generator

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  1. Carlos Gomez

    Carlos Gomez New Member

    SCIgen is an automated CS paper generator. It spews out grammatically correct nonsense complete with charts, diagrams, and references. It would be interesting to see if some place like Kennedy-Western would give out a PhD for such work.
     
  2. PhD2B

    PhD2B Dazed and Confused

  3. DesElms

    DesElms New Member

    Just one of many

    Similar is the essay generator. For a gigle, plug-in "Diploma Mills" as the subject and read what results.

    Personally, I like the badger button... but that's just me.
     
  4. Tom57

    Tom57 Member

    Amazing. I was able to generate this wonderful essay on string theory (with a quote from none other than Sigourney Schwarzenegger) :

    An essay on string theory
    Think back to the first time you ever heard of string theory. Underestimate string theory at your peril. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning string theory by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into string theory.

    Social Factors

    While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, string theory raises the question 'why?'

    Some analysts have been tempted to disregard string theory. I haven’t. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is string theory. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

    Economic Factors

    The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We shall examine the Inter-Spam model of economics. Transport
    Costs

    string theory


    When displayed this way it becomes very clear that string theory is of great importance. In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank transport costs will eventually break free from the powerful influence of string theory, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

    Political Factors

    Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting 0

    Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by jazz singer Noah B. Adger 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with string theory. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to string theory.

    Since the Renaissance string theory has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.
    Conclusion

    What can we conclude? Well, string theory is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It replenishes the self, invades where necessary and is always fashionably late.

    I'll leave you with this quote from Sigourney Schwarzenegger: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without string theory.' [3]



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    [1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

    [2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

    [3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group
     

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