I had the most hilarious experience at 7am this morning - thought I would share it with you. I emailed Edenvale University (http://www.edenvaleuniversity.org) about 4 days ago, asking for more information. They emailed back said give my phone number and a Registrar would call me back....and they did. It was on my mobile, so I kept him talking for as long as possible, just so they would rack up a nice overseas mobile bill. Nonetheless here's what transpired: The spiel was virtually identical to the classic script used by the UDP, except for a couple of minor variations. I grabbed my Degree Mills book from the shelf and followed his ranting, word for word. I must say, he didn't miss a beat. Here are a couple of points that the salesman brought up: - Established in 1983 - It is an educational credential provider - The degree parchment looks like a UCLA testamur - You can 'legally' call yourself doctor - You receive the parchment, transcript of results, course material (to prove you did the 'course') and full verification service' - I would be fully registered on the 'university's' database with fax, email, mailing address for employers to 'verify' - I have 1 year to change date of graduation, field and major - Accredited by the 'World Wide Distance Learning Council' which is (drumroll) an International Organisation (and I am supposed to be impressed by THAT?? Now to money: - Intial quote was $US1,950 for the full package - I told him it was too expensive - what was his best price? - He told me he would speak to his 'supervisor' and get back to me (hand goes over phone and pretends to talk to someone) - 'Best price' was $US600.00, which I had to pay there and then and promise never to tell anyone else about the deal - I said it was still too expensive. I was thinking in the range of US$400.00 -'Oh no, we can't do it for that price', he stated - 'Well, that's my budget', I said - 'Ok', he replied, 'US$500.00 and that is the final offer. - 'Its tempting', I said, 'But really I cannot pay more than $US400.00' - There was silence, he was obviously mulling it through his mind, then he hung up on me!!! The cheek of it!!! I should report him to his 'supervisor' for rude behaviour, but he probably doesn't care. The scary thing is he had a list of suckers right there in front of him, just need to make another call. Sigh. Cheers, George
And just to follow up - The World Wide Distance Learning Council is located at http://www.wwwdlc.net which 'accredits' Edvenvale University. And, lo and behold, we have some other beauties nested within the list of legit UK universities: Haywood University - http://www.haywooduniversity.net Oaklands University - http://www.oaklandsuniversity.net Stamford Hill University - http://www.stamfordhilluniv.org Cheers, George PS All of the above is clearly in breach of the UK 1988 Education Reform Act - silly, silly people.
The cheek of it!!! I should report him to his 'supervisor' for rude behaviour, but he probably doesn't care. The scary thing is he had a list of suckers right there in front of him, just need to make another call.