A new St. Regis!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by SteveFoerster, Oct 5, 2004.

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  1. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

  2. galanga

    galanga New Member

    other possible product lines

    Ah, the marketing possibilities! Imagine the potential for various lines of faux-products:
    • St. Regis Fashions (clothing for transvestites)
    • St. Regis Meets (Scientifically Prepared Artifical Meat)
    • St. Regis Noudles (zero-carb pasta made from heavy hydrocarbons)
    • St. Regis Ice Creem (frozen desert made from oil sludge)
    • St. Regis Farmaceuticals (patent medicines made from corn stalks)
    • St. Regis Vacation-In-An-Elevator (pioneered by Don Pardo, featured on Saturday Night Live)
    • St. Regis Bait-n-Switch (a combination sporting goods and electrical supply store offering lessons in electric eel husbandry)
    • St. Regis Goatel (lodging for transients; room amenities include a hair dryer and a goat, but no bed)
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  3. MikeEvans

    MikeEvans New Member

    How about a St. Regis "Do It Yourself" University? Create your own St. Regis university and award yourself its own degrees! :D
     
  4. Rich Douglas

    Rich Douglas Well-Known Member

    It is inevitable, IMHO, that St. Regis will disappear, then reappear as an entirely "new" entity. Why? Several reasons.

    The diploma mill business is too lucrative to abandon without being arrested and sent to prison. This must continue.

    St. Regis is developing a very public and very negative name and reputation. If this continues, even the sleepy-headed world of HR might actually wake up and start paying attention. This would make St. Regis' fake degrees almost worthless--their customers would be afraid of being found out. Time for a renewal!

    It could happen that St. Regis' operators might find themselves scrutinized by law enforcement agencies, necessitating a change of address. A name change would also be in line.

    So, change the name, the fake contacts, the fake faculty, the fake accreditation, everything. Oh, except the real method for remitting payment, of course. :rolleyes:
     
  5. Megatron

    Megatron New Member

    Those Liberians oughta give up. St. Regis and it's affiliates are so badly bruised by reputation! Heck, seeing a St. Regis on a resume guarantees instant dropping from the employer shortlist.

    By the way, is Kennedy-Western any good?
     
  6. MikeEvans

    MikeEvans New Member

    I have an idea. How about if we all come together and make a virtual university out of degreeinfo.com? Heh, Degreeinfo University! It would sure be a more valuable place to learn than, lets say, KWU.

    :)
     
  7. MikeEvans

    MikeEvans New Member

    I have an idea. How about if we all come together and make a virtual university out of degreeinfo.com? Heh, Degreeinfo University! It would sure be a more valuable place to learn than, lets say, KWU.

    :)
     

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