Britain's "top intellectual" has credential from Universal Life Church!

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  1. oxpecker

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  2. oxpecker

    oxpecker New Member

    I got my ULC doctorate today. $35. Even more than my last bought degree (which was merely a Master's).
     
  3. philosophy

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    That must make you feel "beautiful."

    And she will be loved, and she will be loved... I don't mind spending everyday, in the pouring rain... oh sorry, i was singing, wasn't I?
     
  4. I became an ordained minister for FREE. I'm qualified to perform marriages, funerals and exorcisms.
     
  5. philosophy

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    Congratulations! Now, that both of you have these credentials... just make sure to remind your parishioners to make their donations "CRISP, NOT HEAVY!!!."

    Dollar bills will always get you farther. Good luck.

    You too, must feel "BEAUTIFUL."
     
  6. oxpecker

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    • I know I tend to get so insecure
      It doesn't matter anymore
      It's not always rainbows and butterflies
      It's compromise that moves us along
     
  7. philosophy

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    thanks for the acknowledgement

    Very good... I really am glad to see that you too like to sing...

    So, have you got a frame yet for the degree? If not, make sure to get UV protection for it... it will make it so that it won't fade over the years.

    Acid-free parchment is preferred. Glad that you are able to sing!
     
  8. jerryclick

    jerryclick New Member

    My bulldog, the Rev Dr Quigley, is very proud of his ULC degree. In recognition of his spiritual and educational achievements, he is rewarded with an extra pepperoni stick.
     
  9. Rich Hartel

    Rich Hartel New Member

    Hey, just think, the more degrees you buy, the smarter you will become.:D

    Rich Hartel
     
  10. roysavia

    roysavia New Member

    Ha! I've got you all beat. My dog Bernardo has a law degree from SRU! He can be your counselor should any of you be charged with religious malpractice!:D :D
     
  11. philosophy

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    Yeah, the more degrees you have the smarter you become. Makes you wonder why some just stop at the B.S. level and some reach for the top at the level of Ph.D?

    Which one have you reached?
     
  12. oxpecker

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    Well, now I feel bad that there are two dogs who are just as smart as I am.

    I'll have to buy myself another degree to put me over the top.
     
  13. philosophy

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    Yeah, that too would make you feel "beautiful."
     
  14. maranto

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    How much to you charge for Exorcisms... I've got some evil spirits in my computer that I would like to relocate to wherever it is that evil spirits congregate... Hades, Congress, wherever.

    Cheers,
    Tony
     
  15. oxpecker

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    I discovered that Courtney Love was ordained by the ULC.

    I didn't get the ordination because I thought it too disrespectful of real ordained ministers. I got the doctorate because I have no difficulties with being disrespectful towards holders of doctorates.
     

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