Top 10 signs a teacher isn't as qualified as he or she claims:

TOP 30 READERS POLL: This week: Six teachers in Georgia, US, have been busted with fake degrees from an online university in Liberia. Here are the top 10 signs a teacher isn't as qualified as he or she claims:

10. They use a chalk eraser instead of the delete key.

9. They teach students the names of the Three Musketeers are Larry, Moe and Curly.

8. They think the slogan for Mars chocolate, "work/rest/play", is the school curriculum.

7. The Teaching for Dummies textbook is their main point of reference.

6. They explain the inspiration for Homer's Iliad came from a hockey game he caught on the television at Moe's Tavern.

5. They got caught smoking behind the bike sheds and dakking nerds.

4. A new agriculture course focuses on alternative cash crops grown in an eco-friendly way beside traditional crops.

3. They bring a laptop to class and Google every question asked.

2. They say, "Hello my name is ..." and write it on the board, but they spell it incorrectly.

1. Why else would they always say: "Well if you're so smart, why don't you get up here and teach the class?"

Contributors:Kim D'Arma, Nihat Sungu, Mike Garvie, John Hughes, Geoff Ismail, David Thomas, Julian Smith, Graham Wilcox, Geoff Cowie and Joshua Cavalchini.

Source: http://australianit.news.com.au/articles/0,7204,9175749%5E15382%5E%5Enbv%5E,00.html

Cheers,

George