Osama bin Laden in Heaven!! After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted,"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison entered, kicked Osama and said,"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!" These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?
Perhaps you can find a liberal Muslim cleric who will say all documents of the faith were not written in Arabic but Greek and will change it to 73 and you will be last in line.
You're welcome, Tireman4 but I am "Jimmy." But, when you receive your PhD I will call you "Dr. Tireman4," ha!
Nahhh, that is ok. I am not even going to make my students call me doctor. Dr Tireman....maybe....lol... Ok Mr Clifton.... Jimmy it is. I shall call you Jimmy
Cyrus Vanover, I am also one of those Virginians too, but I was sent to Camp Pendleton for duty not Heaven. Should I request to change my duty station to Heaven? Semper Fi, Tekman