Hi guys - My husband and I have a friend that is very witty, the kind that can make a joke or remark about any-and-everything. We want to present him with a diploma, a PhD in Smart A** but I'm looking for a very funny way to say that. I'm going to send off to one of those companies that prints fancy diplomas and have one printed and I'm going to frame it for a gift. Got any cute ideas? Thanks, I know you will come up with something good.
Doctor Rectal Intelligence? Something involving Anally Brainally? Doctoris Buttoxia Intelligentsium? Of course you could print out the reasonable attractive doctorate from the University of Bums on Seats for free (www.cynicalbastards.com, then click on 'degree now'), and use the money you save to get him a gift certificate for the Sizzler salad bar, or the CD of the collected speeches of Dick Cheyney or something.
What is about this? ***SCHOOL***** University of Papa John Domino State University *****DEGREE**** Ph.D = Pizza Home Delivery
I have to agree with Dr. Bear, both on the "Doctor of Rectal Intelligence" (hilarious!) and the fact that you can print a bogus degree for free. Design it in your word processor/publishing program of choice and put it in a frame. As Steve Levicoff said (in a slightly different context), "Name It and Frame It." Please don't support those people who are assaulting the value of legitimate education.
How about "Doctorate in Anal Retention" or the following titles: PhD in Colonoscopy PhD in Intestinal Studies
The link above does not work for the diploma. Does anyone have another site where I can print one up from? I don't have any program on my computer for a diploma. I love these ideas, keep them coming.
You can use the following software to create it. Microsoft PhotoDraw 2000 Adobe Photoshop 7.0, 6.0, 5.5, 5.0 Macromedia Freehand 10.0 or using these service.... The price beyond the gift. http://phoneydiploma.com/ http://www.diplomasforless.com/ P.S: I can help you to create one, email me @ [email protected] Semper Fi, Tekman
Someone told me this once. It was funny then, still funny now. Phd=Pimpin' Ho's Degree I thought it was funny