Still time for Santa to bring that Christmas doctorate

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Guest, Dec 23, 2003.

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  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    With only 36+ hours to go, it may still be possible to have one's very own doctorate by Christmas day.

    If payment is submitted before 2:00 pm today, along with the fee for Fed Ex to ship the diploma overnight, one could be introducing one's self as "Dr. Smith" at all the Christmas Eve socials.

    Act now!
    Don't delay!
    Put if off no longer!
    Earn the piece of paper you so richly deserve!
    Enjoy the awe of friends and family!
    Finally, gain the respect from your peers!

    1-800-DrSmith
    www.drsmith.cc
     
    Guest, Dec 23, 2003
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  2. uncle janko

    uncle janko member

    But my name's not Smith.
     
    uncle janko, Dec 23, 2003
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  3. tcnixon

    tcnixon Active Member


    They, of course, include the relevant forms to legally change your name to Dr Smith.




    :)



    Tom Nixon
     
    tcnixon, Dec 23, 2003
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  4. Bill Huffman

    Bill Huffman Well-Known Member

    Bill Huffman, Dec 23, 2003
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