If you happen to be Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussein, getting a degree mill Diploma can help you make the change of career you need!! Now your prior experience being the dictator or a terrorist in your country can earn you full credit towards a Doctorate or Master's in Terrorism and Dictatorship at some of our great degree mills!!! I wonder if Saddam would be able to afford a better Rathole if he got himself one of these great degrees? Well, at minimum he could be the envy of his friends!!!! Call me Dr. Hussein!!!!!
Oh man, I'm too late!!!! As we speak Dr. Bin Laden has just been awarded his Doctorate in Terrorism from one of our great Mills. I'm afraid we all have been overjudgemental of the Degree Mills around here so let's be fair! In an e-mail response, Bin Laden told me of the challenges he faced while completing his Doctorate and why Degree Mills are not as easy as you think: 1. The challenge of writing a check payable to the Degree Mill was a great endeavor being that he writes or speaks little English 2. Choosing whether he would graduate as a Doctor of Terrorism or pursuing his MBA(Masters in Being an A$$hole) 3. Paying for graduation and degree with his VISA Card, which has all those complex strings of numbers on the card. Though he struggled, his hard work paid off! Now the envy of his friends, Bin Laden currently is applying his hard earned skills. Because of the knowledge he gained with his Mill diploma, he now can use his VISA card very well and has mastered the art of VISA payment by phone, another satisfied customer!!!!! I am also pleased to announce that Dr. Bin Laden is opening a Mill himself and he allowed me to show you a preview of his new school: The Al Qaida School of Brotherly Love Located in the Heart of peace-loving Afghanistan, their school teaches a wide variety of terrorist skills which should bring you confidence in your final Jihad. All students who graduate will receive a FREE EXPLOSIVE BELT or VEST and an autographed picture of Former Dictator Saddam Hussein!! (while supplies last)
