Only 30 Days to Purchase that Christmas Doctorate

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  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Christmas is only 30 days away, so the smart shopper will need to purchase that degree ASAP to avoid delay in the postal service. Nothing more discouraging than a degree arriving several days after Christmas.

    With the purchase of a Christmas Doctorate, one may:

    Boost one's self-image.
    Increase the utility of one's resume.
    Obtain an increase in salary.
    Dazzle peers with the sudden increase in knowledge.
    Become the life of all the Christmas parties.
    Etc................................................

    Order now, or be disappointed!
     
  2. Jack Tracey

    Jack Tracey New Member

    As an adendum, please remember that with the Christmas rush, and even using FedEx overnight, you need to allow a few days for delivery of the diploma. I'm guessing that the 22nd is the deadline for a Christmas eve delivery.
    ;)
    Jack
     
  3. Dennis Ruhl

    Dennis Ruhl member

    If you're feeling divine, that DD from the Universal Life Church is still only $35.00.

    You can pick up your PhD, but it is a waste of money at $105.00.
     
  4. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Not really, Dennis. The average Ph.D. program is 45-60 hours, which would make the ULC Ph.D. quite cost effective. Where else can one earn a Ph.D. for between $1.75 and $2.33 per credit hour? :cool:
     
  5. kevingaily

    kevingaily New Member

    Does the package include transcripts and a number where my potential employer can call to verify? ;)

    If it does then sign me up! :D
     
  6. Dr. Gina

    Dr. Gina New Member

    Listen...If anyone of you believe in Santa Claus, I am sure that if you him a letter and have not been naughty or nice, a degree will be underr the tree for ya!:D
     
  7. dlkereluk

    dlkereluk New Member

    Thanks, but I already have degrees from reputable institutions. ;)
     
  8. drwetsch

    drwetsch New Member

    Or else go RA/GAAP and earn your Bachelor in Circumpolar Studies through the University of the Artic member schools at http://www.uarctic.org/programs.html

    A northern cultural study of Santa, elves and flying reindeer would be interesting.
    :)

    John
     
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  9. Dr. Gina

    Dr. Gina New Member

    A qualitative or quantitative study?
     

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