Experiment - Cussing Up a Storm

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Bill Huffman, Oct 16, 2003.

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  1. Bill Huffman

    Bill Huffman Well-Known Member

    In my vain attempt finding this forum's TOS I happened upon the following bit of trivia.
    Since I don't remember seeing any words replaced astrisks, I thought I'd experiment with some words to try and discover what words are banned.

    fuck - f*ck
    fucker - f*cker
    fucked - f*cked
    fornicate - f*rnicate
    asshole - a$shole
    bunghole - b*nghole
    cunt - c*nt
    cock - c*ck
    shit - sh*t
    turd - t*rd
    crap - cr*p
    bullshit - bullsh*t
    fart - f*rt
    flatulence - fl*tulence
    Huffman - H*ffman

    If I missed a potentially censored word, please feel free to post it to this thread. (Don't worry, I won't tell on you if you don't tell on me.)
     
  2. roysavia

    roysavia New Member

    Bill,
    You left one out -
    politician - pol*tician
    (makes one want to have a bowel movement each time the word is pronounced. :rolleyes:
     
  3. Bill Huffman

    Bill Huffman Well-Known Member

    Hmmm, it doesn't seem that any of the ones I picked are censored? I'm at a loss as to what words are censored?
     
  4. John Bear

    John Bear Senior Member

    Speaking of which, more or less, there is now circulating the story of the personal message delivered from Saddam Hussein to George Bush. It read:
    37OHssV-0773H
    The CIA, military intelligence, etc. etc. spent weeks trying to decipher it, in vain. Then a 5-year-old child saw it, and said, "Oh, it's upside-down."
     
  5. MarkIsrael@aol.com

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  6. Steve Levicoff

    Steve Levicoff Well-Known Member

    Reminds me of a guy from CompuServe who wrote me with a question. His username was 3M-TA3. When I asked him what it meant, he said, "Read it in a mirror."
     
  7. uncle janko

    uncle janko member

    This is why I flunked papyrology...
     
  8. tcnixon

    tcnixon Active Member


    I can well imagine what the question was...:)





    Tom Nixon
     
  9. Homer

    Homer New Member


    Tits (betcha can't eat just one)
     
  10. Mike Albrecht

    Mike Albrecht New Member

    Re: Re: Experiment - Cussing Up a Storm

    Now, now, this is a board on education, so you should be aware that the proper spelling is teats, pronounced with a long e sound.
     
  11. Homer

    Homer New Member

    Re: Re: Re: Experiment - Cussing Up a Storm

    Yeah, but that would really hose one of my favorite limericks:

    Lady Di said, "This is absurd!
    I'll show Charles who has the last word!"
    So to shake up the Brits,
    She uncovered her tits
    And flipped the Queen Mother the bird!


    Must I change "Brits" to "Breats"......?
     
  12. John Bear

    John Bear Senior Member

    In the preface to one of his books, Sinclair Lewis wrote that he had used "all eleven four-letter words" in his manuscript, and the publisher had eliminated all but 'damn' and 'hell.'

    Eleven?
     
  13. John Bear

    John Bear Senior Member

    ...and then there was the time that the San Francisco Chronicle quoted some lowlife as saying, as they reported it,

    "That m****r was trying to kill me."

    There were some bemused letters to the editor based on that use of asterisks in a simple six-letter word.
     
  14. Homer

    Homer New Member


    12. Cubs
     
  15. MarkIsrael@aol.com

    [email protected] New Member

    Sinclair Lewis was American; so, omitting "arse", we have:

    1. cock
    2. crap
    3. cunt
    4. damn
    5. fart
    6. fuck
    7. hell
    8. piss
    9. shit
    10. turd
    11. twat
     

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