I have worn the motorboard 6 times in my life. It has taken me through many rough and calm seas.But its whats inside the motorboard that cannot be taken away from me that is key.The thrust for knowledge is a gift. Keep on searching and sailing.
No, no, no! You guys have it all wrong. The new graduation hats are motorized and battery operated. Instead of moving over your tassel, you flip a switch and it moves itself. That's why they are now called "Motorboards". Geez, don't you know anything?