All American University

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  1. roysavia

    roysavia New Member

    Hey wow!
    Just imagine...for $499.00 You can get a BA/MA and PHD in less than a couple of weeks!!

    To think that I spent all those years in traditional GAAP/RA universities when I could have received all these degrees in just under two weeks!

    Click on the link below and be prepared to laugh:

    http://allamericanuniversity.com/fees.htm


    I wonder if these are the same guys that incorporated Americus University (another wonderful diploma mill)?
     
  2. Bill Huffman

    Bill Huffman Well-Known Member

    I liked this part.

    Cum Laude (GPA 3.4 to 6.6)
    Magna Cum Laude (GPA 6.61 to 3.89)
    Summa Cum Laude (GPA 3.90 to 4.00)

    I think that the "administrator" needs some work on the elementary arthmetic terms of averages and the concepts of greater-than and less-than.
     
  3. roysavia

    roysavia New Member


    Now, Now Bill......you shouldn't be so hard on the poor chap. He's probably the university's head of the Mathematics Department just having an off day........ :confused:
     
  4. MarkIsrael@aol.com

    [email protected] New Member

    Bill Huffman wrote:

    > I liked this part.
    >
    >> Cum Laude (GPA 3.4 to 6.6)
    >> Magna Cum Laude (GPA 6.61 to 3.89)
    >> Summa Cum Laude (GPA 3.90 to 4.00)
    >
    > I think that the "administrator" needs some work on the
    > elementary arthmetic terms of averages and the concepts of
    > greater-than and less-than.


    They've recently deleted those options (still in Google's cache, but no longer at the site). Maybe the proprietor is lurking here? :)
     
  5. roysavia

    roysavia New Member

    Well if the proprietor is lurking here....he may want to consider a new line of work........selling hotdogs in front of the New York stock exchange may not be as lucrative, but at least it's legal.:D
     
  6. MarkIsrael@aol.com

    [email protected] New Member

  7. He may well be underqualified for such a position.

    True story: There used to be a particular hot dog vendor near the NYSE-- the opposite corner, next to Federal Hall-- that I frequented when I worked in that neighborhood. His hot dogs were phenomenal, even by NYC standards-- the onions were always fresh and particularly sharp, with good home-doctored mustard. And a pretty good bargain, too.

    The owner of the cart was a Czech immigrant; an older guy who'd probably been in New York for ten or 15 years. One spring day, I stopped by his cart, and remarked that I hadn't seen him for a few days. He explained that his son had just finished college, and he had gone to Massachusetts for his graduation.

    "You must be proud," I said.

    "Very proud. He's going on to law school, just like his father."
     
  8. roysavia

    roysavia New Member

    I am certain Dennis that this person ACTUALLY did spend 3+ years in Law School. In a way, I would feel sorry for him since he devoted all that time and money to educate himself only to end up selling hotdogs in front of the NY Stock Exchange. But you certainly can't compare this gentleman's education to someone who earned a degree from All American University.
    I recall as story from a few years ago. My neighbor knew someone who served for the Navy as a cook (aboard the USS Nimitz). After receiving an honorable discharge from the Navy he applied to one of these "life experience" universities (my neighbor didn't know the name of the school). He provided this particular school with a resume which outlined his service in the Navy (as a cook). He was awarded a doctor of philosophy degree.......not bad for someone who scrambled 3,000 eggs every morning!:D
     

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