Want to start a bogus school? Maxine Asher will gladly consult with you...

Just decided to take a gander at the webpage of the nonwonderful World Association of Schools and Colleges, the phony accreditor run by Maxine Asher, discoverer of Atlantis (off the coast of Spain) and owner of the equally nonwonderful American World University, which is registered in at least three different states.

Take a look at the bottom of the page here and you'll see that not only will she consult on starting a nonwonderful, but there's also an unnamed and probably unwonderful school for sale, as well as an extra special discount on worthless accreditation if you act now.

Sheila Danzig, are you listening?

 

Too late, Chip. I have already taken this unnamed religious school under my wing. The first day of operation under this new administration was September 23 and we have already begun awarding the Ph.D. Our faculty is top notch, our campus is located in a very accessible region of the country and our tuition is better than either www.universitydegree.com or www.americancollege.com .

Sorry, Sheila!!!!!!!