Baltimore police detective indicted on fake degree charge

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  1. John Bear

    John Bear Senior Member

  2. Bruce

    Bruce Moderator

    Not quite the same circumstances, but here in Massachusetts, we had a mess of our own when a state lab employee who analyzed drugs for police all over the state claimed (and testified under oath in court and in depositions) to have a Master's degree in Chemistry from UMass-Boston, when in fact she never even took any graduate-level courses. Additionally, she admitted that she wasn't performing the tests necessary for analysis, and just signing off on the certifications. As a result, almost 34,000 drug cases were thrown into jeopardy.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Dookhan
     
  3. decimon

    decimon Well-Known Member


    His father was Sotto and his mother was Voce.
     
  4. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    If only he'd been brought down by someone named "Legato"....
     
  5. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    The whole case was handled by Det. Sgt. Glissando of the Portamento Squad.
     
  6. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    And heard by Judge Fortissimo?

    J.
     
  7. Johann

    Johann Well-Known Member

    I found five:

    Staccato Bueller
    Staccato Hax
    Staccato Rossini
    Staccato Strom
    Staccato Luminos

    Trouble is, they're not given names of "real" people. All five are Second Life avatars. I couldn't find any other first-name Staccatos that were "real." Never met any "real" Sopranos either, but I'm sure there are some.
    I can remember John Cassavetes as "Johnny Staccato" on TV back in the late 50s though. Private detective / jazz pianist. At 16, I loved the music. Still do. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Staccato

    J.
     
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  8. John Bear

    John Bear Senior Member

    It's astonishing how much harm one person can do, entirely by neglect.
    (It seems now that the Ghost Ship building in Oakland where 36 died was never even once inspected by the city, despite laws and urgent requests to do so, over the years.)

    Incidentally and irrelevantly, Bruce, I'm delighted that you're listing your MOOCs among your credentials. I hope others will be doing this.
     
  9. me again

    me again Well-Known Member

    Can MOOCs be used by collegiate faculty for academic in-service training?
     
  10. Steve Levicoff

    Steve Levicoff Well-Known Member

    Not to hijack the thread, but . . . *

    I can't help but notice that me again's sig line, which used to reflect pursuing an M.A. in Catechetics and Evangelization, now shows pursuing an M.A. in Theology.

    Have we changed our major, me again? (If so, I compliment you - the latter seems both more marketable and less esoteric.)
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    * Get over it, Jan.
     
  11. me again

    me again Well-Known Member

    Hi Dr. Levicoff, fellow esteemed colleague. On a different note, your anecdotal prognostication of a possible Trump win, prior to the election and based on all the Trump yard signs that you saw during your travels, was extremely insightful. Thanks for sharing it.

    Yes, I'm pursuing a theology degree instead of catechetics degree. It's similar to a difference between the following two degrees:
    - MBA
    - MSM (master of science in management).
    Both are good degrees, but the MBA may be more utilitarian because it's more traditional and recognizable, while concurrently raising fewer questions from academics. Similarly, a degree in theology may be more utilitarian because it's more traditional and recognizable than a catechetics degree. Besides, it's too hard to spell catechics. Or is it catechetics?
     
  12. Bruce

    Bruce Moderator

    I took my first one (International Criminal Law) purely out of interest, and to see how they were structured. It was no joke, it required a lot of reading and work, so I took another (Psychology of Criminal Justice) to compare, and it also was no joke.

    I've thoroughly enjoyed taking the courses, and IMO, they're credentials to be proud of, so I decided to list them. I think it's also good to let everyone know that I have experience with them, so they can ask me any questions they may have.

    Good question; I think they're much more informative and rigorous than most of the Psychology CEU courses I've taken. That might be something that we'll see in the future.
     

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