Thread #25,000 is nigh. A small prize for the person who starts it.

To celebrate this impressively large number, I'd like to offer a small gift to the person who starts thread #25,000 . . . an autographed copy of one of my books, from the following list.

Bears' Guide to Earning Degrees by Distance Learning, 15th ed. ('oldie but goodie')
The #1 New York Times Bestseller
Degree Mills: the billion-dollar industry that has sold more than a million fake degrees
How to Repair Food: what to do about salty soups, fallen cakes, overcooked meat, mushy vegetables, and hundreds of other kitchen catastrophes
Not Your Mother's Cookbook: unusual recipes for the adventurous cook