Maniac Roast Thread

Discussion in 'General Distance Learning Discussions' started by Ted Heiks, Oct 6, 2013.

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  1. Ted Heiks

    Ted Heiks Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member

    Well, everybody! I promised the Maniac a roast thread at 5,000 posts or upon getting his bachelor's degree and now he has accomplished both.

    Congratulations, Maniac! :banana::banana::banana::banana:
     
  2. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

    Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a Maniac?

    I'm not saying Maniac is a bad driver but.....


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  3. Kizmet

    Kizmet Moderator

    It's great that MC is about to finish his Bachelors. He's gotten some heat for taking so long and so I asked him, "What were the longest 4 years of your life?" He said, "My Freshman year."

    How do you get MC off your porch? Pay for the pizza.

    Thing overheard being said by MC:

    "Alcohol doesn't solve any problems but then again, neither does milk."
    "A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children."

    MC at his most recent CLEP test:

    "I have amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

    Mrs. MC to MC:

    "If you can't be a good example then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
    "Before you open your mouth to speak, make sure it's an improvement over the silence."
    "God created man before woman. There's always a rough draft before the masterpiece."

    We love you MC. Please stay with us forever. K:heart:
     
  4. AV8R

    AV8R Active Member

    I just hope this wasn't the source of your name...

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  5. SteveFoerster

    SteveFoerster Resident Gadfly Staff Member

    Ah MC, living proof of the saying that "it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

    Happy graduation and 5000th post! As one of the old timers in this community I can definitely say it wouldn't be the same without you!
     
  6. Randell1234

    Randell1234 Moderator

    5,000+ posts and there is finally one about education!!
     
  7. 03310151

    03310151 Active Member

    Who?



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  8. NorCal

    NorCal Active Member

    With Manic's scholastic merit, I'm just glad he could leave the drive thru at his work long enough to grace us with his presence . . .

    :ban:
     
  9. Koolcypher

    Koolcypher Member

    This is where Maniac lives. Congrats MC you did it!

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  10. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    Oh, it's on now...

    More like threatened me with one.

    In school, my teachers always told me that I should be tolerant of people who were slower than me. They'd be so proud to see how well you and I get along.

    Whaaaaa- how many of you are there?!?! And can I have one? :yup:

    Relax, everyone- it's not what you think!!!! I absolutely do not wear a wig when I'm out killing.

    Foerster - Australian for drear.

    Aw, look! The herbivore thinks he's people!

    Don't worry everyone. Sometimes Cory just gets a little... confused. I'll call his family to let them know he went out on his own again.

    They made an exception in my case, but they usually want their candidates to have a Bachelor's degree before approaching the window. The Spoof : San Antonio Opens Up The First U.S. Sperm Bank With A Drive Thru Window funny satire story

    I'm familiar with the game. I had no idea that they stole my font.
     
  11. Koolcypher

    Koolcypher Member

    Hey Maniac if you ever decide to go for your masters degree, TCU has you covered!
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    If you ever do get a doctorate degree, this is how I envision you will look like:

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