Rent a DL Education Expert

Proposed changes at Degreeinfo:

My recent and frightening experience in the discovery of "good old Lincoln Park University" has born positive fruit! My idea is this: We should change the direction of Degreeinfo.com. Instead of posting countless discussions without fiscal renumeration, we could offer:

RENT A DISTANCE LEARNING EXPERT OR ACADEMICAL JOURNALIST

"It can be hard to find position of academical learning in this whole world.

WHY????

You do not have a network of online learning freaks!

We can make confidential arrangement for you to RENT learning expert (girl or boy) from the distant corner of the earth.

Our expert are world renown to express the new idea of distant education to this crazy world! Our schedule of learning cohorts is posting each day. Just call. 1-800-UNI-EXPT."

Craig

 

But Craig, this is what makes it so much fun!