Certifications that are highly in demand !!

Hello
It would be great to gather here a list of certifications that are highly in demand and very likely to lead to employment.
It can be at any level with or without a degree / with or without previous experience.
The idea is empower people who have lost their jobs or are starting out to secure a decent job.
Thank you,
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Financial Analyst Certification Online Training Programs
The site above provides a good list to get started
It would be great to get some ideas from people on the forum
Certifications / Diploma can be anything from 6months to 2 years
Thanks

 

Underwater Basket Weaver Certificate

(Sorry, I couldn't resist)

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nude sky-diving

 

Cisco Certification

Project Management Institute - Numerous Project Management Certifications

 

rofl cool....

 

Couldn't resist either: at least it's turning into funny thread
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experienced bra fitter – I bet they had trouble finding candidates for this one.
PlayStation Brand Ambassador – please report to your residence in the United States of Nintendo.
Eyebrow Threading – I REALLY hope this has something to do with dolls.
Administraive/ Secretary – ok, ok, we get it. It’s clear where you need help.
Finish Carpenter – for when the Start Carpenter gets tired.
Helpdesk Technician @ Pentagon – “Uh, hello? I’m having a problem with this missile…”
Nail Tech – so nails can be pretty complicated…
Remedy Engineer – aren’t those called “doctors”?
Saltlick Cashier – new trend in the equestrian industry. Ok, enough horsing around.
Molecular Biologist II – when Molecular Biologist I gets promoted.
Breakfast Sandwich Maker – we also got one of these recently.
Hotel Housekeepers – why can’t they just say ‘hotelkeepers’?
Preschool Teacher #4065 – either that’s a really big school or they’ve got robot teachers.
glacéau drop team – for a new sport at the Winter Olympics: ice-water spilling.
PLUMMER/ELECTRICIAN – get a dictionary/thesaurus first.
DoodyCalls Technician – they really shouldn’t put down janitors like that.
Golf Staff – and here I thought they were called clubs.
Pressure Washers – what’s next, heat cleaners?
Sandwich Artist – another “Jesus in my food” wannabe.
Self Storage Manager – this is for self storage?
Qualified Infant Caregiver – too bad for all the unqualified caregivers on the list.
Ground Support – but there’s just more dirt under there.
Gymboree Teacher – the hardest part is not burning your hands sliding down the pole.
COMMERCIAL space hunter – so they did find animals further out in the cosmos? Who knew.
JOB COACH – if they’re unemployed when they get to you, what does that say about them?
KIDS KAMP INSTRUCTOR! – no spelling ability required.
POOLS SUPERVISOR – “yeah, they’re still wet…”
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Licensed Seamless Gutter Contractor – just sounds bad.


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