NCU Football Team

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  1. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

    In reading previous posts about what makes a school respected, several people stated that having a football team is what puts a school on the map. I was wondering about how to garner respect for my school and in a flash of sheer genius, I have decided to start a football team for NCU. The beauty of my amazing idea is the fact that, since it is a DL school, we can draw team members from all over the United States. I currently have my minions approaching Drew Brees as the most likely quarterback. Do you have any other suggestions?
     
  2. scaredrain

    scaredrain Member

    Why start a team? Why not simply buy naming rights to a stadium like University of Phoenix did:
    http://www.universityofphoenixstadium.com/
     
  3. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

  4. scaredrain

    scaredrain Member

    Nope UOP owns the rights to where the Arizona Cardinals play and where the Fiesta Bowl is held, for 20 years, they only paid the small sum of $154.5 million dollars:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Phoenix_Stadium
     
  5. TMW2009

    TMW2009 New Member

    This makes me yearn for the good old days prior to corporate sponsorship/ownership of Stadiums... Back in my day, with had the Capital Centre. Then it became US Airways Arena/USAir arena... Ugh.. Now we have places with names like the Tampax Professional Arena and the Q-Tip Auditorium and Depends Stadium. Blech... Makes me want to do vile things to these marketing 'geniuses'

    /now get off my lawn!
     
  6. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

    The funniest was the team that Viagra sponsored. Remember that? I can imagine the slogans that could be concocted.
     
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  7. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    I must wonder what DegreeInfo was like before the two of us became the class clowns.

    Lets flip this and add an interesting real-life :rolleyes: scenario. Why don't some of the DL schools organize online chess or poker leagues or the like? That would be nice, eh?

    Think of the possibilities...

    NCU doctorate candidates could get a full ride on a Spades scholarship!

    The major leagues of board and card games could start a collegiate draft!

    Imagine if someone later on made the big time and won the FIDE or WPT championship wearing an Excelsior sweatshirt!

    The day will come when someone says "Oh, your alma mater was UCONN! Do they have a Monopoly team? No? Then they are not a real school!"
     
  8. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    LOL! You mean like... umm, OK I won't say it.

    EDIT: Ok, I can't help myself...

    Will everyone who is able, please rise for the national anthem.
     
  9. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

    Probably a much more honorable and scholarly place.
     
  10. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

    LOL Yea but the competition on those teams is pretty stiff.
     
  11. Maniac Craniac

    Maniac Craniac Moderator Staff Member

    Not really, the APU quarterback is suffering from projectile dysfunction.
     
  12. me again

    me again Well-Known Member

    Enlightenment: Please enlighten us Lord!

    Eeeeeeegad!!!!! :eek: Doh!!! :rolleyes:
     
  13. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

    Yes, that was the post that inspired my flash of genius that will put NCU on an even standing in the top 10.
     
  14. scaredrain

    scaredrain Member

    LOL and here are a few other funny and real ones:
    Jobing.com Arena
    Pizza Hut Park

    A few more at this link:
    http://deathfrombelow.wordpress.com/2006/12/02/top-ten-worst-stadium-names-strikeouts-pt-ii/
     
  15. SurfDoctor

    SurfDoctor Moderator

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