MA in Beatlemania? Challenge: Reply in Beatles Songs

Reading the thread on all the alternative degrees offered, especially the master's in "Beatlemania", inspired this silly enterprise.

Can you top this?

I started working my master's degree in Betlemania, but everyone there was so smart I felt like the "Fool on the Hill".

 

Well hey, dude, don't take it bad...

 

My professor, "Eleanor Rigby", had me deep in study "Eight Days a Week". Losing myself in books every "Hard Day's Night" gave me the depressing feeling that "Tomorrow Never Comes". It was a book report on some low-rent "Paperback Writer." I decided to break all the rules and start an academic "Revolution"... but of course, it's been done before so this will be "Revolution # 9". Who want's to "HELP!?"

Knowing my ill-fated GPA, I decided to get cozy with the professor. I looked her straight in the eye and said "I Want to Hold Your Hand." When she smiled back, I thought to myself "She Loves You- YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!" "Yesterday" I invited her for a night out on a "Magical Mystery Tour", but she told me she was a "Day Tripper" and had to "Get Back". I guess "I Can't Buy Me Love". *sigh* "All You Need is Love."

OK- I'm saying "Hello, Goodbye" to romance- just going to "Let it Be". Now the only woman in my life is "Lady Madonna."

 

<<<wild applause>>>

 

......LOL!! Dude, you are one Mean Mr Mustard

 

Yes, I think I'm going to Strawberry Fields where nothing is real,
King Arthur Studies and Robin Hood Hood Hood Hood,
'Cause I am the Eggman Toot Toot Toot Toot.

 

A master's degree in Kind Arthur is a widely respected "Across the Universe"

 

I knew I'd get booed off stage!

 

Not at all. I'm glad we could all "Come Together" to do this thread.

 

Beautiful!

 

I wanted to reply to this thread but I'm in a big rush so I'll have to come back later. Don't worry though, "It won't be long."

 

I was in one class with seven zombies, who threatened the teacher if they didn't get good grades, and so the teacher said, "All Things Must Pass"

 

Hopefully he could defend himself with "Maxwells Silver Hammer"

 

I wanted a master's degree in Beatlemania but it's going to take so long. It looks like I will be getting my degree "When I'm Sixty-Four".

 

"All I've got to do" is find a few minutes to make a serious reply to this thread.
I don't seem to have "Any time at all."

 

"I should have known better" than to think I'd actually get to contribute much to this thread. "I've got a feeling" that I may not have enough time. Maybe I should just "Let it be." Part of the reason I have so little time is that I've just had a burglary. When I spoke to the Detective all he could tell me was, "She came in through the bathroom window." When I heard that all I could think was, "What goes on?" I asked the detective if I could talk to him again and he just said, "Any time at all."

 

Man, sounds like you have had "A Hard Day's Night".

 

You know, financial aid for the Beatlemania master's degree is really terrible; they won't really give me any answers. I asked them how much it would cost to get this degree and they said "Something".

 

Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me and My Monkey
(cause we got TESC BALS's and they're regionally accredited, ya know).