Need a good laugh......read this!

I recieved this email somehow - someway, today. It is a good laugh!
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The World's ONLY Peer Evaluation Degree Organization

October Bonus!

Qualify and accept any degree in the month of October, and receive
a Professorship Certificate at no cost.

This is a value of $390- $500, yours at no cost when you accept degree package this month.


$390 Adjunct Professorship-*Bachelor Degree req. FREE IN OCTOBER with your degree

$400 Associate Professorship-*Master Degree req. FREE IN OCTOBER with your degree

$500 Full Professorship-*Doctorate Degree req. FREE IN OCTOBER with your degree


To receive this SPECIAL PROFESSORSHIP offer, simply place
the words "OCTOBER BONUS" along with your payment amount when you accept.

We hope that you will find this bonus beneficial and look forward to
serving you.

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"I feel so much more real satisfaction and confidence when hiring and working with an employee who has 10+ years of experience backing up his or her newly acquired degree earned from experience assessment, than a twenty-something-year old... fresh out of college." says Rebecca C., CEO of a major retail chain.

"I am making 3 times more income now that I have the credentials!"
S. Taylor, San Francisco

"Until I heard about Peer Evaluation Degrees, I thought my skills
would never be recognized or acknowledged. You have completely
changed my life - All for the better! Thank you!"
F. J. New manager of large retail chain.

"After being passed over for promotion three times, I decided to give
peer evaluation a try. That may have been the best decision I ever made. I was promoted and received a substantial raise within a month."
H. R. Regional Vice President of Savings & Loan Co.

FREE EVALUATION of your knowledge levels at http://www.advancedu.org/apply.htm

 

Discussed in this forum during July: http://www.degreeinfo.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/001165.html

 

If anyone is interested in securing one of these globally recognized credentials---YOU MUST HURRY! You only have a few hours before the "October Bonus" expires. And if you have a fax, you can receive your diploma before midnight.

Russell,
Who just received his adjunct professorship, only doesn't know where, and hopes it isn't with Trinity C&U.

 

I know that academic salaries are pretty poor… but last I heard most professors are still paid by their institutions, and not the other way 'round. If the rest of the nation's employers figure out that they might be able to charge for our professional titles… instant economic recovery.

Cheers,
Tony