I'm about to undertake an extensive, 4-hour Internet course in traffic safety so that my recent speeding ticket will be expunged from my record. Ain't DL great? Afterwords (if I have a 3.0 or higher GPA), I'm going to print myself a DTS (Doctor of Traffic Safety) diploma.
A four-hour Internet course is almost equivalent to Trinity C&U's Ph.D. requirement, Bill. No need to print your own diploma, when you can earn a credible Ph.D. from a reputable school--diploma included! And the latter would look so much better on your resume. Russell