As a faculty member of an RA-accredited university, I've had enough! I too, wish to be rich beyond my own meager dreams of avarice. Therefore, I proudly announce my affiliation with Poppycock University, the new leader in ultra-rapid distance education. http://geocities.com/mamorse2002 (Disclaimer: Attention folks! This is a parody. Please excuse my rudimentary web-design skills.) Mark
Innovative indeed, Mark! I especially like Professor Jonas "Sunshine" Levine. I had an English professor who closely resembled Dr. Levine. She had that same gentle smile, but was a real retriever when it came to exams! Russell
Very nicely done, Mark. With all of the Trinity C&U activity about, I'm tempted to resurrect Freakin' Moron University. ------------------ Bill Gossett
It is charming, Mark. Thanks. My favorite in this genre remains the University of Bums on Seats, which can be found at http://www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/ Chancellor Alan Dubious keeps putting up new editions of their academic journal, "Skidmark."