New York Times on Homeland Security fake degree case

Special to the New York Times
Washington DC, June 3

Laura Callahan, the high level Homeland Security official accused of having three fake degrees, has now been linked to the DC sniper attacks. "Yeah, that b____ was in the trunk with me helping me choose victims," accused sniper John Lee Malvo told this reporter in an exclusive interview. "She said she was doing doctoral research on security issues," Malvo continued.

Callahan, also known as the first woman ever to pole vault more than 5 meters, recently topped the Times Bestseller List with her autobiographical account of her rise from a street urchin on the streets of Caracas to her wedding to Prime Minister James Callahan of England.

--Jayson Blair

 

Heheheheh. Very, very funny.

 

I wonder how she"ll look standing in front of the White House holding a tin cup?