International Theological University Revamped! O_o

Looks like somebody must have caught up with Your Excellency, His Eminence Sir Dr. Chief Alexander Swift Eagle Justice D.D., Ph.D., J.D. If you notice, International Theological University has undergone a complete shift in mission! While it saddens me that some of the classic Swiftisms are lost to the sands of time, I am happy to report that the Almighty Curtain Rod is still wielded by His Illustrious Cosmonaut, Knyaz of the Russian Royal Family, and Duke of the Holy Russian Empire!

Haters gonna hate those who clearly outshine them!

 

They don't ward degrees but religious titles, ordinations and academia title.

It has classes listed associated with the awarded ordination.

Religious Credential - Blessing as Deacon, or Novice, or Brother, or Sister, or Apprentice
Archdiocese Administrator.

Now here is one that is interesting - Pastoral Counselor
This can be used for (or misused) counseling without license.

 

From the website:

Services Offered:

The Patriarch Archbishop Elevates Worthy Individuals To Prophet/Prophetess, Saint Or Mahatma
($2,500.00 Honorarium)

I'm curious! Do you think I could elevated to a Saint or Mahatma without the $2,500 honorarium?

Whatever the answer, Dr. Chief still looks professional with his robe and curtain rod.

 

"The MNCC is Full Communion with the Roman Catholic Church, with the Anglican/Episcopal Church, with the Old American Catholic Church and with the Orthodox Church."

They do not have very high opinion about their potential students' intelligence, do they?

 

Maybe that's where former village rocket-science teacher (sic) Jayasekera, now head of International University for Fundamental Studies, a private, licensed mill in St. Petersburg, got his umm...Mahatmaship or whatever it's called.

Mahatma Shanti
Welcome Message by the Rector of IUFS

And you might want to watch what you say about the Chief. He says somewhere on his site that he's ready to sue anyone who says bad stuff about him for $10,000,000. :smile: :smile: :smile:

Johann

 

I think it's a good question!
IMHO, we should dig the question and seek to what is included in this honorarium.

Mallory.