Bible Medicine institute

The Bible Medicine Institute is "an affiliate of St. Regis Unuversity." It identifies itself as "an approved Degree Today Affiliate."

The contact information is

Bibt. Prof. Dr. R. STEPHEN LOUIE
M.A., M.B.A., Ph.D., D.Litt, D.SC., PGDTE., Dip in S.T.T

# 573, 18th Cross Street,
Asthalakshmi Nagar,
Allappakkam
Chennai - 600 0116
Tamilnadu. S.India.

This DLE offers all sorts of degrees including doctoral degrees and "professorships" whatever the heck that means.

It also offers "treatments": "Medicinal, Traditional and Holistic" as well as "Miraculous Healing." (Recapitation??)

 

Doctor of Cosmic Law?

Bachelor of Cosmic Law?

I had no idea we had need of interstellar laywers.

 

Well, there are only so many billable hours on this planet, one needs to expand one's market.....

 

Billable hours

Indeed. The length of a day on Pluto is equivalent to 6.4 earth days, so the potential for increasing billable hours is almost a given once SRU perfects interplanetary travel, sure to be forthcoming soon from their "stellar" student body and faculty. Wonder if Azad is working on it?

 

Dr. "Galanga," good people of DegreeInfo, please tell me it ain't so!

Bible Medicine Institute? St. Regis "University?"

You mean, BMI/SR"U" will educate/train/ and empower saints, healers, space travelers, and earthly clairvoyants to be able to walk into a Children's Cancer Hospital or a Trauma/Spinal Injury Rehabilitation Center, anywhere on this planet, and, by raising the Bible and proclaiming to all the sick and afflicted therein - "Be ye healed immediately by the power granted by the Most High to all BMI/SRU "gaduates"!," immediately empty the hospital/treatment center by miraculously and instantly healing everyone within earshot?

Sign me up!

Sign me up today! ...... for a BMI doctoral program in "Miraculous Healing."

Simultaneously, please do not forget to call the Police Emergency Response SWAT Team to come and remove me - one more delusional, quack "Bible Healer" - from this, the Almighty's lovely planet!

Thanks.

 

"Cosmic Law" is a misprint. It should read "Cosmetic Law", dealing with issues such as the Communist Chinese Bill of Rights.

 

Well, we did see in some episodes of Star Trek: TOS and Star Trek: TNG, members of the Starfleet Judge Advocate General corps. I suppose these interstellar lawyers had to get their training somewhere.....

"Captain! I'm givin' her all I've got! The Lexis/Nexis/Westlaw console canna take much more of this!"

 

You mean that "Cosmetic Law" has nothing to do with regulating how much lipstick one can wear?

 

Do Bible Medicine Institute docs prescribe mandrakes for infertility?

 

I'd like to be a Doctor of Bible Medicine with a subspecialty in Bible Proctology.

 

Why?

 

It's Profane

With all of the Bible A**holes I see both around town and in the media, I figure to make a fortune!

 

Re: It's Profane

I always found it interesting that in the TV show _Frazier_, of the two brothers, one was a psychiatrist and the other was a proctologist. I always wondered about the psychological make-up of the practitioners of these two medical specialities, as each in his own way would be dealing with other people's shit all day.

 

My Bible isn't sick. It doesn't need medicine.

 

Re: Re: It's Profane

Since Frazier was theoretically filmed in my hometown, I must point out that both Drs. Crane were, in fact, psychiatrists.

 

Re: Re: Re: It's Profane

I lived in Woodinville, WA (just down Hwy. 9 from you) for 15 yrs. Dr. Niles Crane was a proctologist.

 

I am afraid that the 'Frasier' cast biography of Dr. Niles Crane would disagree. I have cut and pasted here:

Extremely competitive with his older brother, Frasier, Niles is also a semi-neurotic psychiatrist. His mad love for his father's nurse, Daphne Moon, finally paid off when the two got engaged this past year. Previously, he had been in a loveless marriage with the mysterious and anorexic, Maris.

You can read the biography here

And Woodinville is a lovely town. It is 15 minutes away from us and we go there often.

 

Interesting. You got me. But I still swear that I'd seen a Frasier episode in which Frasier asked Niles why he'd chosen proctology.

 

Mill Creek is a lovely town as well. I used to work in the marketing department of a computer school there for about two years.