Swift Eagle's Western Federation and Tribe owns the moon and Mars

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  1. Charles

    Charles New Member

    Forwarded by Uncle Janko, who for some reason is not able to post to the Swift Eagle thread. Neither can I.

     
  2. plantagenet

    plantagenet New Member

  3. MichaelR

    MichaelR Member

    Does this mean they are going to sue the US government to get rock sample from the moon back? And how about suing the government for tresspassing on mars with robotic devices? :)
     
  4. Myoptimism

    Myoptimism New Member

    Damn...and I promised (verbally) the moon and the stars to my girlfriend. I hope she will be satisfied with only the stars. Yes, I am glad I am an american.

    Tony
     
  5. MichaelR

    MichaelR Member

    I have got to learn to read my post's better before I post them.
     
  6. uncle janko

    uncle janko member

    ...of imitating Russians. Damn the guvmint, full speed ahead.

    (quote from ofishul websit)

    "We are not Indians. We are not Native Americans. We are not caricatures of our forefathers who put on shows for tourists. We are a proud People with a rich Tradition."

    (anuder quot; is outredge!)

    "The Federal Government does not respect our Traditions or our Religious practices."

    (anodder quot; is list of genders)

    "1) Male
    2) Female
    3) Male-Homosexual (Dominant-Male)
    4) Female-Homosexual (Dominant-Male)
    5) Male-Homosexual (Dominant-Female)
    6) Female-Homosexual (Dominant-Female)
    7) Hermaphrodites (Male & Female sexual organs present)
    8) Multi sexual (Varied Sexual Preference)
    9) Neuters (no sexual organs present)
    10) Non-sexual (those who are abstinent)"

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    I t'ink t'ey cover da wadderfrunt.
     
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  7. uncle janko

    uncle janko member

    is question I t'ink later of

    Vhy did forfadders put on chows for turisty?
     
  8. nosborne48

    nosborne48 Well-Known Member

    Because it paid much better than hunting buffalo and allowed the showmen to travel to Europe. Indians were just as curious to see the world as anyone else!

    Wild West shows started much earlier than people realize. In the first half of the 1860s, warriors of tribes friendly to Uncle Sam put on shows, including a very realistic mock attack, for visiting financiers and government agents on the Union Pacific Railroad, then abuilding through Nebraska.

    I have always been impressed byt the ability of many tribes to adapt to the new circumstances of the white (and black) man's arrival.
     
  9. uncle janko

    uncle janko member

    the whole megillah

    Well, here it is, all you mean people who discuss the person of the good Chief and not his ideas (not being a Buddhist, I'm no good at contemplating Nothingness). I should point out to the sob sisters of milldom that I have only made reference to things the good Chief has said about himself or claimed about himself. A Southern Belle using a Finnish login got mad coz I mentioned the curtain rod. I didn't make the fellow put on his church regalia and get his pitcher taken holding a curtain rod. He did that to his own cosmonautical self.

    I brought up the phenomenon of episcopi vagantes, of which the good Chief is one. These are men, and a few women, who claim to have been consecrated as bishops or higher-ranking prelates (archbishops, catholicoi, metropolitans, patriarchs, grand raccoons, and exalted sachems). They are often private individuals with no congregation at all, or a small group of personal followers. A few (I knew one such, who was actually a person of some integrity) have tiny denominations of 5 or 6 parishes. Some are protestors against this or that sexual ethic, some are ultraconservative, some are neopagan, some are pretty hard to classify. Most love to dress up. Many have turned garages or spare bedrooms into tiny cathedrals. Many run siminerries that aren't prganized enough really to be called even degree mills. A few possess college-level, let alone grad school level, theological training. but most don't. Virtually all like to trade what they call "lines" of succession (that is, lineages of being consecrated by other private individuals holding similar titles.) In many Christian denominations, this kind of ordination pedigree is considered essential for valid sacraments.

    So in the spirit of Mike Albrecht, our colleague who tracked down the exact model curtain rod from the online Kirsch catalogue, here is a link to a reasonably complete catalogue (with pictures) of episcopi vagantes or wandering bishops, compiled by a cleric within the phenomenon. The good Chief's picture is included, but he is in mufti.

    http://www.ind-movement.org/
     
  10. nosborne48

    nosborne48 Well-Known Member

    Contemplating Nothingness

    Uncle,

    Try looking at an old lottery ticket.
     
  11. galanga

    galanga New Member

    like a sausage, or a blivit

    He's a cosmonaut, so he has been fitted for a full pressure suit. I wanna see a picture of the man in his pressure suit.
     

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