Swift Eagle and Hoyer: are they the same person?

In the Swift Eagle thread, it is wondered if Swift Eagle and Richard Hoyer could be one and the same person.

 

Scandal! Scandal! Identity of Saint Regis transplant surgeon revealed!

SAN FRANCISCO, March 3, 2005: Black Helicopters of Inland Northwest Perform Extraordinary Rendition of Rogue Surgeon

John Pigeonelos, Disassociated Press

The identity of the rogue surgeon and chiropractor who performed multiple head transplants on unwitting faculty of the Elbonian Institute of Smoke and Mirrors was revealed today as a fleet or black ReMax helicopters descended on his lair in the East Bay. After a pleasant lunch of Dover Sole and risotto bianco, agents of the C- Institute thanked Dr. John Ours and rendered him to Parts Unknown for interrogation. ReMax spokesman Stephen Frendock explained that "authorized parties may also verify your credentials by email at [email protected], or telephone at 1-800-290-0021 or 509-465- 4343" and that "your name will appear on each diploma, exactly as shown above, unless you request a change at this time." Frendock also commented that "we can teach you to sell houses, too!"

The Elbonian Institute's Dean of Mud Weasels John Crowvelos commented that

When asked if he expected the Black Helicopters to fly again soon, Crowvelos stated "It is yes and it is no, but only one and not the other, both at the same time. I cannot say anything more." Crowvelos' rotating doctorates had transferred with the crossplanted faculty heads, leaving him without credentials.

It is expected that Dr. Ours will be returned to his home in time for dinner.

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rotating doctorates

Ow. Ow. I hurt meself larfin, Misther! Ow. Ow.

 

Ordained by the Partriarch Bishop Dr. John J Bear P - John Bear ?


http://www.education-1.net/bishopcert.htm

 

From now on I shall demand the respect given to one as a bishop on this forum. I can attest to my "bishopness" as seen by the attached certificate:

 

The Reverend Bishop John Bear Ph.D.

John,

DegreeInfo needs a resident chaplain, and all you would need is a Universal Life Church 3 Minute Ordination. Would you be willing to serve?

Imagine.......................

The Reverend Dr. John Bear
DegreeInfo Chaplain